No I like men...

When ever people find out I'm an Athlete and they don't know what sport I play they'll be like, "Oh, you're on the softball team?" I never know how to respond to this, "ummmm....well...no... I like Men." I mean honestly when I hear them jumping to conclusions that I am on the Softball team they might as well go, "So you're a lesbain....." Yeah... No. I could never be a Lesbain. I mean besides the whole not wanting to have sex with a woman part I have enough woman friends to know that I would never want to be talked about the way woman talk about the men they are dating or have slept with. And oooooweee having to deal with how crazy and irrational woman are. You would find me shell shocked in a corner like, "She said she wasn't mad but she seems mad. Why does she keep saying she isn't mad when she is acting like she is mad. And why do I always have to pay for everything? Why do I always feel like she is analysing everything I do? I was just being friendly to the waitress, not hitting on her. She honestly looked fat in those jeans what was I suppose to say......"Yeah, I think I'm going to stick with men. They may be simple but they are easier to handle and they don't care what they look like in their jeans, and I love that!!!

Saddest Commercial ever!

So here is the thing.... bascially the Chips Ahoy ad were the cookie goes where's the cake? And the little girl looks him in the eye and give a little chuckle and goes, we're not having cake..... I can't even tell ya how sad that ad makes me.... I mean he thinks they are there for a party and having cake, but in reality he is there for them to eat him.... I mean we are witnessing the last moments fo his life!!!! OMG and they gave him a party hat!!!! Why why would they do that???? And did you ever take a look at his face when he realizes he is seeing the end.... end its not like he can run!!!!! OH GOD WHY??!?!?!?! The inhumanity!!!!!! I can't eat Chips ahoy anymore!!!!!