My unlived life
This morning after going to the bathroom the antique lock on the bathroom door broke. I became trapped in the bathroom. It only toom about 5 minutes to get me out of the bathroom but in that time it got me thinking.
I started thinking about how my life isn't what I always dreamed it would be: A situational comedy. If my life was a situational comedy I would have been trapped in there for hours and with someone else, perferably someone I had a problem with. Since I am in the habit of going to the bathroom by myself that will probably never happen. I will probably never take a trip to Hawai'i where my friend will be called a god. However, there is a good chance I will get locked into a walk in freezer... I mean accidents happen.